sacred bond between 2 perverts is stronger than the bond soldiers form in war

whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.

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i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

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Aren’t you glad?

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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

Not gonna lie, that made me do a double take.

Not because of the vet wrap, it's great stuff and I keep some at home myself for first aid purposes.

But because that colour is considered euthanasia green in a lot of vet clinics here including mine and we ONLY use it for animals we are euthanising. We will literally continue restraining a squirming dog or cat while someone restocks the drawer if we open it to find only the euthanasia green vet wrap than use this because we consider using it for a healthy patient to be a bad omen...

they're going to put me down? :(

Has anyone checked if op is still alive?..... for no particular reason

I think op passed on

Was inspired by a little fella I saw on my walk today

gif of a lowpoly 3D model of a fancy pigeon named Cannoli,  bobbing their head inquisitively.ALT

lowpoly commish 1 of 2 for @awkward-parabuteo !

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Today's birds are these Coots who were having a meeting

I just love when grandmas get their arthritis meds and turn into WWF fighters

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